| ITEM | COST | AMOUNT |
| Synopsis | Gift Basket (OF DOOM!) |
$79.50 |
| Storyboard | (1) Jewel-encrusted spatula. |
$148,056.50 |
| Script | The gold equal to weight of five one pound gold pieces. |
$54,870.00 |
| The Making Of | One 100W bulb & Six Hand Puppets |
$16.75 |
| Producer | Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate !!!!!!!!! (!) |
$3,300.00 |
| Production Designer | Ticket to the Land of Magic Goblins of Yore. |
$0.78 |
| Cinematographer | The Softness of a Fluffy White Kitty |
$4.95 |
| Editor | Made Cheese King for a Day |
$4000.00 |
| Composer | Promise to Always Be Nice |
$0.00 |
| Festivals | A Jar of Love Wrapped in Caring |
$50.00 |
| The Crew | Contract w/Slaves 'R' Us |
$42.87 |
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TOTAL |
UNDER 100 MILLION |
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